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Date: June 25, 2006
I have a chihuahua and a rottweiler.Belle and Rambo.They love each other. it is
so funny to watch them play, you would think Rambo would swallow her,cause
she,Belle fits in his mouth! One day i looked out and belle was sitting on
Rambo's neck with a leg on each side like a horse. I laughed so hard.Belle got
embaressed.and jumps off when she sees me.never got a picture! great dogs.
Mildred
Date: June 24, 2006
The day before HoneyBunny went to the Bridge, she walked up to a very tall man
in the small animal aisle at PetSmart (she had been terrified of tall men when
she came from the shelter 11 yrs ago). She sat down in front of him, and
leaned her head way back so she could look up into his eyes. Obviously not
a "dog person", he looked at me, at a loss. I told him,
"I'm sorry, but I don't think she's going to move until you pet her."
With a small smile, he stroked her head. Score one for the HoneyBunny!
Rhon Brenza
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Date: June 17, 2006
Hello from Japan. We have a 4 year old Dachshund. She is such a cutie. When I
and my husband chatting laughing at couch she always finds a little space
between us and snuggle into. She is almost mashed but is happy.
kana
http://www.flickr.com/photos/kevzilla/
Date: May 14, 2006
My dog has done a lot of funny things that makes me and my family laugh, but the
one thing that sticks out the most is when we were outside, he ran and ran and
then he did a front roll, but not on purpose, he just did it because he was
going way to fast!! That is what my dog did that made me and my family laugh!!
rachel
Date: Jan 15, 2006
We have a year old Havanese. Yes he is very smart. My wife, upon
returning home, will pick up "Gus" and sort of sing/howl to him
"I LOVE YOU", and after not much time, he will respond howling
"I love you". It is very understandable! Is this unusual
or what?
Don W.
Date: Nov. 12, 2005
heyy!! I had the funniest thing ever happened to my dog, Ginger. you know,she
loves to turn around and feels that she is flyin' in the air!!! hahaha!!!!
Bea
Date: Sept. 30, 2005
I have a staffordshire bull terrier and her name is Tia. Some mornings she
will run around as fast as she can upstairs and down with her tail between her
legs and before she goes out for a poo she always sits down with her hind legs
sticking up and spins around using her front legs to pull her around, while
doing this she's always gotta smile on her face lol. Also when she wants
to play she barks with like a really light tone in her voice like a squeaky yap
and she makes funny noises trying to stretch the sound. She's funny
Lee
Cityhunter02
Date: August 29, 2005
One time my dad had a pile of clean clothes on the couch and as a joke I threw
my dad's thong at my boyfriend, grossed out he threw it back at me and as the
thong was in the air, my dog Mama does one of those "Mighty dog" leaps
and catches it in her mouth! Hmm so that is why dogs have bad breath! It
was hilarious!
Chynakai
Date: August 19, 2005
My 2 yr old female Doberman, Darmok, likes to beg for food whenever I sit down
to eat. She figured out that I would not share my food with her, so she
started "bartering" for bites. She will bring me the TV remote, the
phone, magazines, pieces of mail, even coupons that have been cut from the
newspaper...anything that will "buy" a bite of my cheeseburger!
PaulG
Date: August 16, 2005
I moved to an apartment in the country , on the second floor. Since out side
there was nothing but field I saw no reason to go up & down the stairs each
time my dogs needed to go out , so I started to give them a treat each time they
needed to go out just to do their business., so they would just go out and come
right back without my need to do the 19 stairs as well . It didn,t take long
before my one dog Freddie started asking to go out , and then just go down the
stairs ,pause and then come right back for the treat . When I told him he
hadn"t done anything he would go back down lift his leg (still not doing
anything) and come back up again hoping for a treat. Dogs (especially Border
Collies) are some times way too bright.
Irene Laurendeau
irene_bigi
Date: July 19, 2005
My Jack Russell Snoop is full of laughs. One day after a long tiring day of work
I decided to take a nice hot bubble bath with both snoop's and I Favorite
fragrance (peaches and cream)....I was relaxing as was snoop on the floor but
for some reason he left out of the bathroom ( which he never does because he is
my shadow, wherever mom is he is there)...all I heard was him running full
speed, next thing you know he swan dived in the tub with me trying to doggy
paddle his way out....I called my fiancé in to assist with helping him out in
which he picked him up by his little tusch and he was dripping with water, he
dried him off and put him in his crate, somehow Mr. Snoop got out once again to
do another full speed dive in the tub, nevertheless my fiancé was no longer
smiling but I thought it was the most hilarious/cutest thing I ever saw....
Veena
Date: July 16, 2005
I have a rabbit, her ate died, and I didn't want her to be lonely, so I put her
with my Chihuahuas, they roam the house and yard, and sleep in a playpen at
night, so, Oreo, the rabbit did this also, over time, I noted that Oreo gave up
vegies for dog food, began beating up the cat, cuddling with the dogs, running
excitedly when they came to her. In other words, Oreo became a dog! Is that a
dog story?
Cathy Davis
Date: July 5, 2005
My Bichon is very silly. Whenever my mother comes home she growls in a low
voice that sounds like she's saying mom mom mom over and over again! I swear she
only says it to my mom! And then she'll smile crooked at her with her
little black lips. She growls at everyone and smiles all goofy, then
kisses them, but she doesn't say "mom" to anyone other then my mother!
Everyone thinks I'm crazy until they actually hear her.
Katie
Date: July 4, 2005
I have a black poodle who is turning 3 on September 11th. Once he dropped
his ball in the pool & i wouldn't get it for because i know he will just
drop it in again. Anyway he started crying and bent down swinging
his paw in the water, he then lost his balance and did a flip in the water, it
was very funny to watch. Mucking around calling my dog names he hears us
and gets really offended and puts his tail between his legs and goes to his bed.
i have lots more funny stories but it will take up too much space. See ya
later!!!!!!!!!!!
Elisha
Date: July 4, 2005
i have a black poodle called Remi, i feel sorry for him because he was born on
the 11th of September. Not only that, but every time the doorbell rings he
starts barking and even if his there and u trick him & ring the D/B he will
start barking. When he was a pup & the YV was on, a dog would bark on
there and Remi would start barking back at it while looking at the TV.
Elisha
Date: June 7, 2005
When I was 12 we had a german shepherd named " BING" .Whenever I tried
to sing along with the radio, he would growl. I'd stop...he'd stop. I start
singing again and he would growl. Guess he had insight because I asked for
private singing lessons from a teacher and she said "There's nothing there
to train." She should have took me on, could have made a fortune from me!
Linda
Date: May 20, 2005
My family dog named Shevvy who is a shelty will blow bubbles in her water if you
put some dog food in it when she gets it out. It's so funny. Also Fred my guide
dog, who is a black lab, likes watching Star Trek with me. Usually if I don't
turn it to spike when the bird clock sounds at 1, he'll nock the remote off the
couch and slide it to my feet. I check his head during the show, and he really
watches it! Crazy isn't it?
Blake Sinnett
Date: May 15, 2005
Friends always ask what's wrong with my dog when we first enter the home. He's
so excited he smiles, but it obviously looks weird when he shows all his teeth
in full grin.
Cluppie
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Date: March 4, 2005
I have a Yorkie-Poo and is the funniest puppy I have ever seen. Ok so I had a
bunch of my friends over for a party after a school dance and I put her outside
and kept the door open but closed the screen. So my friend Ryan decided to call
her name and she ran straight into the screen, it was hilarious. Another time
was when she was trying to reach the candy on the table (she's a short pup) she
gave up trying to reach the candy on top of the table so she decides to go under
the glass table and bangs her head on the glass...it was hilarious. Some of the
other funny stories is her mostly running into things. lol
love, Cory (the puppy) and Betsy (Owner)
Betsy
http://www.freewebs.com/rainwashesawaypain/
Date: Feb. 16, 2005
Once My dog Gemini was playing with our neighbors dog she got on top of his head
while he was getting a drink and she fell in then Fred picked her up and put her
down gently it was funny. Another time Gemini was afraid of getting in a
little pool so I grabbed her and she was above the water and she was trying to
run away from it then I put her feet in the water and she started to run faster
and faster it was funny.
Rebecca
Date: Feb. 5, 2005
I have two American Pitbulls that stay in the house together most of the time.
One day only Q-Ball was in the house and he was bored because he didn't have his
buddy to play with and we didn't feel like playing with him at the time, so he
goes and gets his rope and leans over the back of the couch. He was
sitting there moving his head up and down and side to side. Finally, he
drops his rope. I didn't know what he was doing at the time, but later
when I got up I realized that he kept trying to drop his rope in his water bowl
that was setting behind the couch.
Crystal
Date: January 29, 2005
my dog rocky was eating pigs in the blanket and he sounded like a pig and when i
called his name he was still eating
Shelby
teddybear bubbles
Date: January 8, 2005
My red and blue heeler mixed puppy Sky tries to play with my other dog Dasiy
who's 8 years old. It so funny because Dasiy will growl and snap at Sky. Sky
will run to Dasiy and Knock her down a hill and watch her roll down it then Sky
will wait for Dasiy to climb back up then she will do it again.
Hannah
Date: January 2, 2005
My 2 year old pit, Baloo, is very excitable when it comes to getting a treat. If
anyone utters the word "cookie" he jumps up into the air and spins
around like a figure skater - I think he has accomplished a double axle!
Bonnie
Date: Dec. 27, 2004
a crazy thing happened my dog was after my cat & then my cat whiskey ran as
fast as she could the bad thing is the glass door is shut and my cat ran smack
into it i think i even saw duke laugh my dog! so that's why she has been so
paranoid all the time
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katelyn
Date: Dec. 27, 2004
i have two dogs they r jack russels the oldest one jack and his son rolly my mum
went to take my lil bro to scholl and when she my mum went up staisr and went in
her bedroom and there was wrapping paper everywhere they had undone a box of
chocolates and they both had taken two chocolates each and had a nap on my bed
all my mum cud do was laugh
xx
jayde
Date: December 8, 2004
I was sitting here watching our dog Jaylee play with our cat sparkles and they
where tackling each other and sparkles went to grab jaylee by her nose and
jaylee quickly moved and sparkles fell of the couch and ran away and ran back
and pounced on jayle saying why you let me fall down
Sabrinam Opperman
Date: December 8, 2004
my dog is sooooooooo funny so this is what he does
he goes up into my room and takes my sock and runs
down and plays with it then we tri to get out of
him. what i got to go cause my dog got one of my
socks. bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kilea anne thomas
Date: December 4, 2004
my dog elf once was running around. He hit the table .It was so funny i told my
mom
megan
Date: Nov. 16, 2004
My Bichon Frise is named ‘Penny Ann’, and she is two years and weighs only 9
pounds. Penny Ann likes to watch the Animal Channel with my husband and me.
Every time she sees a dog on the TV she starts to growl and bark at it. After a
few seconds she’ll jump down and run over to the TV and really try to fight it
out with the dog on TV. She keeps this up until we tell her "NO BARK"
or the dog goes away. Actually it’s not just dogs she does this with… she
also does it with pigs, goats, cows, cats, horses, ducks, chickens, sheep,
lamas, and even when she sees elephants on TV! This is the ONLY time she acts
aggressive so we let her get it out of her system with the TV.
Thank you for letting me share the antics of my sweet Penny Ann.
Carol
Lowell, Ohio
Date: October 24, 2004
My crazy Jack Russell Terrier named Rascal loves to be walked at the off-leash
park. Being the little boss that he is, it was more like he was taking me for a
walk when he decided that trees were no longer good enough to pee on, so he
lifted his leg and peed on another dog.
Andrea,
Date: October 23, 2004
One of my two German Shepherds learned out to open the door between the house
and the garage. Unfortunately, he taught himself this trick after playing in the
rain and mud all day. Once inside, the dogs went on every level looking
for me. In the process, they shaked to remove the water/mud and also
rubbed against the walls and doors - I was at work. It took a good 2 hours
to clean all the mess up. They were quite proud of themselves. I now
keep the garage door locked.
Christina
Date: October 21, 2004
my whippet puppy was playing with my little sister in the garden and she started
tugging at my little sisters trousers and pulled her trousers down it was ever
so funny
zoe
Date: October 19, 2004
My babysitter was at my house and fell asleep with my 2
sisetrs. i was watching t.v to. my yellow lab Hunter loves cartoons. hi favorite
show is spongebob. we where watching the episode when spongebob makes the krabby
patty's that are colorful. all of the sudden Hunter sat up started barking for
like 2 seconds then he sat with his legs wide out and his paws in front of him.
he pushed his paws forward and started scooting on his butt around the floor it
looked like he was wiping his butt on the rug!!!
~*Erin*~
Date: October 11, 2004
My sister had two yorkshire terriers... well the funny thing was they used to
fight over their toys even though they had about a million, they both wanted the
same one at the same time. Simon is the bigger one and he drags Roxi the smaller
one around the room with the toy in her mouth because he is trying to get her to
let go of it! The sounds they make are hilarious.
Jill
Date: October 9, 2004
Ok every time me and my family sit down to eat my Dutch hound sits literally on
his butt and waves his arms to get something to eat! That's his way of Bagging
Becca
Date: September 26, 2004
my dog ran around our mansion 20 times non-stop for no reason he was just being
very hyper.
Greg
Date: September 6, 2004
well, My dog is a part pomeranian, part poodle..she's the size
of a squirrel, and, just yesterday, she growled. I was putting my hair right up
close to her. And, a whole bunch of people were..we all laughed, because her
growl sounded like a cat mewing. And I couldn't get her to do it again. Well,
thats all,
Tyler
canada
manatoba
Date: August 16, 2004
I have a 3 year old Chihuahua named Lucy and she is the cutest dog alive.
When she is ready to eat ,and this is every time she eats, she will bark and paw
at the food until she gets a piece out of the bowl and then she will throw it
around for a while before devouring it. She is hilarious!!!
Leslie
Date: August 10, 2004
My dog Reggie makes me laugh every day! He is half cocker spaniel and half
sheltie. When we got him about six years ago my sister was still a baby. She
would cry and he would go sit right next to her and would cry too! He also
chases the flashlight around like its what he was put on this earth to do, and
when I set it down he stares at it. When he’s not doing that he is looking out
the living room window for hours upon hours barking at anything that moves. I
also have a 24-foot pool and in the summer when we are swimming he walks around
the edge of the pool like a circus dog. Most of the time he makes it around the
whole pool put sometimes he looses his balance and falls in. So I have to help
him out, and when I lift him up to get him out of the water he still is kicking.
Mike
Date: July 29, 2004
My dog, Gracie, (a 40 pound mutt) loves to jump up on the back of our sofa and
lick my fiance's ears when he's off guard. He calls them "wet Gracies"
instead of wet willies. He's an air traffic controller, and he went into
work one afternoon after having his wet Gracies, but when he tried to plug in
his earpiece, it wouldn't go in. He stuck his finger in his ear . . . and
pulled out a piece of dog food! Apparently, Gracie had had a snack before
licking my fiance's ears, and she left him a little snack for later. He
will never hear the end of this one.
Victoria Parker,
Date: July 18, 2004
when i was younger my mum had a dog named shane.can't remember what dog he
was,anyway one day he put his head inside a round goldfish bowl and was walking
around with it on his head for about 10 minutes, it was soooo funny, he looked
like a spaceman.
marie,
Date: June 20, 2004
my dog dose realy funny stuff my dog is siberian husky and he is almost blind
and he runs in to walls and stuff his name is koba.
charlotte ulrich
Date: June 20, 2004
i know i have 6 dogs 5 husky and 1 german shepherd
your dog lover
charlotte u
Date: May 21, 2004
My jackrussel terrier, Max and Greyhound, Harry love the beach but Max loves the
sand and hates the water well Harry is exactly the opposite! If you hold Max
over the water he freaks out and starts to try to swim over the water! It
is so funny!
Laura
Date: April 27, 2004
My dog Sarah who is half husky and half shepherd is the comedian in the family.
When we take her to the dog park she is the princess and everyone has to pay
attention to her. Well, the last time we took her to the park she went up to a
dog and the dog bolted past her without even a glance. The look of devastation
on her face was just priceless that I had to laugh and tell her that not
everyone is going to love her.
Denise
Date: April 22, 2004
We just got a Golden Retriever puppy and she is SOOO funny! One time she grabbed
a pair of underwear so grabbed the part that was hanging out of her mouth and
pulled it over her head. So she was walking around our house w/ a pair of
underwear on her head w/ her ears sticking out!!
Nancy
Date: April 8, 2004
I have a pitt bull named capone. He is a riot. He's got such a personality. If
me and my boyfriend are laying in bed he will push is 50-60 Lbs right in between
us. Can't stand not being the centre of attention. If he comes home from a walk
and looks dirty to us most likely he will be sitting in the bath tub before we
can say Capone you wanna a bath? He's not allowed on the couches so he will put
his front of his body on us and have his hind legs on the floor and fall asleep
all the while his hind legs give in and out as he dozes off. Gotta love him!!
Caponesmom,
Date: April 6, 2004
my dog prince used to try run up trees and one time he almost made it up it when
my cat tigger was in it.
prince
gurly8500
Date: March 24, 2004
MY MATES AND I WENT TO TAKE MY DOG OUT PIGGING JUST A FEW DAYS AGO AND WE SEEN
THIS WILD BOAR IT WAS HUGE'IVE GOT A PURE WOLF HOUND AND HE IS 83CM TALL SO I
WOULDNT SAY HES SMALL AND ONLY 5 MONTHS OLD AND THIS PIG WAS BIGGER THEN
HIM,THEN BOAR STARTED TO GET ANGRY SO I LET MY DOG GO AND IT STARTED TO CHASE IT
AND ANOTHER 13 PIGS STARTED TO CHASE HIM AND MY MATES AND I BUT WAT WAS FUNNY HE
MADE IT UP THE TREE QUICKER THEN ALL OF US
AJ
Date: March 22, 2004
Dutchess is a 20lb., 4 years old female, her parents being a 100% Sheltie(father)
and a 100% Cocker(mother). Last year she was spending a couple nights at the
pastor's house. Kathy took out a l lb + venison steak but it had freezer burn on
it so she put it in the uncovered garbage basket. Well, during the night, being
a normal dog, she tipped over the basket and proceeded to enjoy the venison
steak. When they came down in the morning, there was just a small bone left.
Needless to say, she made many trips outside with diarrhea but no accidents in
the house. When we picked her up the next am. to travel, we had to stop
about 45 minutes down the road and one other special stop near the end of the
day. Hopefully, that will be her one only STEAK dinner.
Chuck
Date: Feb 23, 2004
my dog Sandra is the cutest dog i've ever had. the funny thing she always did is
singing with our alarm cock, every time our clock strikes 9 am for she knew it
and getting her throat to be cleared and then she will sing with the tune of
"its a small world" our neighbors are scared for here in the
philippines shouting dogs in high pitch thought that some ghosts are seen by
dogs. we just laugh and keep on setting our alarm clock every day
annette 23
Date: Feb. 16, 2004
i showed my friend my new puppy but didnt tell her it was a dog.she is so huge
that when i showed her to my friend she screamed and said"oh my god
how much was that bear
chey-anne
Date: Feb. 15, 2004
when i was around seven years old and about to turn eight my mother bought me a
dalmation and he was huge.the first day we got him , he stole our pillows ate
our sox and ripped our neighbors clothes from the outside washer they had
i couldnt help but laugh and say"good boy"
chey-anne
Date: Feb. 15, 2004
my cats honey and sox were playing on my dad's toolbox and i was told to get a
wrench. i left it opened so that i wouldnt have to open it again and when i was
done i put the wrench back in the bo. i closed the lid and my dad startde
laughing. i was weirded out because i didnt know why he was lauhing.he said
"hand me the wrench" and i opened the toolbox again to find honey and
sox wrestling inside!
chey-anne
Date: Feb. 2, 2004
my dog "gilmore" a terrior went with us on a camping trip.. my dad
left him in his truck while he was getting the camp site ready and then
frustrated gilmore started honking the horn, and somehow managed to flip the
headlights on and off begging to get let out of the cab of the truck to join us.
it was so funny! even better, after we let him out he ran off into the woods
returning about 1o minutes later dragging a box turtle he had found in the
woods! gimore is such a smart dog!
jim
Date: Jan, 23, 2004
Misty, My 125 pd St. Bernard, kicks my family and I off the couch or love seat,
so she can lay on it. She'll lay there, whine and cry, until we get off so she
can lay up there. It's so funny.
Cassandra
Date: December 9, 2003
Cassie, my 9 year old cross collie/lab,stopped me trying to catch mice humanely.
Every time I put kit-kat in the humane mouse trap, i'd come back to find that
she had chewed the trap up and, of course, eaten the kit-kat!!
Caron
Date: Nov. 23, 2003
i have a small yorkshire terrier.One time i left my fridge open by
accident.After i went to go close it i saw that my pup had opened up the big bag
of chicken!!!
amanda,
Date: Nov. 23, 2003
My dogs name is Max. One day I brought my baby rabbit in and I was feeding it
some carrots and lettuce. And my dog was right beside me making these
weird sounds. So I stuck a carrot in front of his face and he ate the whole
carrot.
Natalie
Date: October 23, 2003
We have a little yorkie/poodle mix that weighs in at about 5 pounds. Our
daughte has a lab/mastiff mix that comes in closer to 150 pounds. When
they were first introduced, it was hard to tell who was more scared, the little
one, or the big one! Malcom (big one) jumped back about 6 feet when
Chester (little one) started bouncing around, and Chester jumped back about 6
feet when he saw Malcom slobbering over him!
Within minutes though (after their shock wore off) Malcom was lying on his back
with his head on the floor to be at Chester's level so they could play, and
Chester was climbing all over Malcom's head and into his mouth!
Jo
Date: October 9, 2003
Our new little yorkie/poo mix is so funny to watch eat! His head seems to
be the heaviest part of his body, so when he reaches for a bite, his front legs
act like a fulcrum, and his hind legs come completely off the ground! He
reminds us of a teeter totter going back and forth!
Mommajo & Chester
Date: October 9, 2003
My dogs name is Annie. she makes us laughallthe time.like when she falls off the
couch!But a really funny time was when my mom was playing on her palm- pilot.
Annie was trying to get her attentionand started to knaw on the flip-lid, but my
mom didn't pay any attention to her. so then my dog dicited to push the lid
down! After she did that she just stared my mom in the eye!!!!!!bark! bark!
woof! woof!
Audrey,
Date: September 14, 2003
My dog remi is a german short hared pointer. he is 1 year old. remi`s favourite
thing to do is come inside get his toys out of the toy box i made him it is all
chewed up now because it is in the corner of our house so he picks it up with
his teeth and carries it out oof the corrner it is funny
taylor thorkilson,
Date: July 29, 2003
My Rotti is so dramatic, we always play kick the basketball/ fetch the
basketball etc. When he gets hot and tired he heads for his baby pool with
his ball to cool off. Anyway, I had emptied the pool to clean it out and he goes
over and stands in the empty pool ball in mouth of course and looks at me when I
did not put water in right away he promptly goes over to the big water bowl and
throws the ball in, lays down with one paw in the bowl. How pitiful can you get!
Thanks for letting me share.
Glenda Russell and Beefcake(The Rotti)Glenda Russell
Date: July 26, 2003
once my dog was a puppy he was sitting on the couch and pretty soon the door
bell rang and when it rang my dog was asleep but it ran right to the door and
sat in the front of the door and when the person got in it followed it where
ever he went and sat there
justina,
Date: July 24, 2003
MY DOG CHARLIE IS A YEAR OLD SHELTIE!! I TAUGHT HIM A TRICK SO THAT WHEN HE HAD
TO GO OUTSIDE TO GO POTTY HE WOULD HIT A BUTTON INSTEAD OF BARKING (WHICH HE
DOES ENOUGH). THIS BUTTON IS NO ORDINARY BUTTON BUT THE BUTTON FROM THE GAME
taboo! THIS IS A LOUD BUTTON! SO WHENEVER CHARLIE HAS TO GO DO HIS
"BUSINESS" ALL HE DOES IS PRESS THE BUTTON SO HE CAN LET US KNOW THAT
HE HAS TO GO!!
~Courtney,
Date: July, 14, 2003
I have a 5 year old Ridgeback/Shepherd mix that loves cookies. You can't
even say the word "cookie" around her! She could be dead asleep,
snoring away, but I could whisper "Cookie" and she'll sit straight up,
with her ears perked and her eyes wide, then she'll jump around in a circle
wagging her entire body. If you ask, "Cinnamon, you want a
cookie?" She grunts and yelps and jumps around.
It's the funniest thing!
Gina
Date: July 7, 2003
I have a two year old Bull Mastiff Bitch called Monica, and a six year old
Chihuahua called Benson. I have just purchased a new sport car with no
back seat. (MX5). I was driving down the road and turned on the windscrean
wipers as it started to rain. Monica had never seen such a thing and so
she tried to hide under the dash board. Due to her size, this was not a
hudge success.
Nicky,
Date: July 4, 2003
I had a dog and a cat when I was first married. The dog was a lab cross
and the cat a burmese cross. The lab was a motherly type and the cat, or I
should say kitten, was only tiny. She got very sick with pneumonia at six
months and never got any bigger. The dog Lady looked after her, snuggled
her and to my amazement, allowed Tina, the cat, to suckle off her during the
time she was ill and after for nearly six months.
Needless to say these two were inseparable. They were also the biggest
rogues out.
On evening my hubby and I picked up one of those juicy hot chickens on the way
home from work. We were going to have it after gym so we put it on top of
the fridge to cool al little whilst we worked out.
When we arrived home we opened the door and here are Tina and Lady sitting at
the front door looking angelic, butter wouldn't have melted in their mouths.
Hubby and I went into the bathroom, showered and changed and while I put on a
load of washing he went into the kitchen to make a salad.
When I went into the kitchen I reached up for the chicken. Gone. I
looked everywhere for it. We moved out the fridge and checked behind it
and even rang my brother who called in all the time to "borrow"
things. No chuck, no foil bag, no plastic bag and no teatowel. The
whole lot was gone.
We had a lonely salad that night.
Two days later when we were cleaning our unit we emptied the bins and refilled
the soft drink fridge in the bar. Steven noticed a small piece of shiny
paper on the vinyl. Proof!
The cat must have gotten ontothe fridge and dragged the chicken off and they
both had devoured the lot except for a couple of inches of tea towel and a piece
of silver paper the size of a fifty cents piece.
Needless to say the vet had to give both of them the equivalent of a laxitive to
help move things along as they move had a belly ache for a few days.
Chickens were collected after gym after that!
Sue,
Date: July 4, 2003
My son Jay has a Rottie bitch who we saved from being put down. Zoe is the
most lovable dog. She was terrified of everything when she came
home. Water, hoses, brushes, garden tools and most of all kids. Jay
spent hours with her encouraging and loving her and now, thanks to his loving
patience, Zoe loves the hose, jumps for water from it, chases the brush around
the yard with her nose and generally has a ball. The only problem we don't
seem to have over come is the kid thing.
My daughter Jessica was young when Zoe came home and so that Zoe could settle
without any hassles we told Jessie that Zoe was shy. Jessie seemed to
understand and gave her wide berth. She kept quite around her and didn't
press Zoe when she wanted to pet her. Soon Zoe was going up to Jess for a
pat and we thought that we were over the worst. But it seemed that was not
the case. Children must have cowed Zoe and really made her fearful of them
because Zoe has a power problem. One day Jessica was lying on the lounge
room floor with her head on her arm, colouring in with her crayons.
Everything was quiet and Zoe waddled in from outside. Zoe walked past the
lounge room door, did a double take and backed up. She then slid around
the back of the couch and lay watching Jess. Jess, sick of colouring,
dozed off to sleep. We watched the wiley rottie belly creep to the rug,
stand up and creep over to Jess and plonk her behind on Jessie's Head. We
all burst into fits of laughter,Jess woke up and screamed, Zoe yelped like
she'd been stuck with a huge pin and litout for Jay's bedroom and dived under
his bed lifting one side precariously, as she was bigger than the space under
the bed.
I don't know who got the biggest shock at the time but since then Jessie gets up
off the floor when Zoe is around and Zoe sits with a big smirking grin on her
face when she sees her. What a power play?
Sue,
Date: June 20, 2003
My cheaky Max did a funny thing yesterday. I took
them all for a run in the park and there was a man practicing his golf and had
left his bag with clubs at this end of the field whilst collecting his balls at
the other end. Max ran up to his bag and started dragging what must have been
his lunch out of the pocket the bag had on the side. I was shouting at Max to
drop it as I was about 100 ft away and the man was about 250 feet away shouting
and waving his golf club. I managed to get to Max and drag him away by his
collar before he managed to munch the butties. I was chuckling as I walked away
though.
Diane Whippet Clayton
(from Dog Stuff Deb - remember butties are sandwiches, for all the americans)
Date: June 11, 2003
i tripped over my dog(Teddy) today!!!!!!!
Rachel,
Date: May 19, 2003
Hi people my dog (Misty) is the greatest dog in the world to me any way!
My dog loves to play with her toys and play games. She has a habit of chewing
all of her toys so we decided to take them of off her.
Instead of eating her toys she decided to get things out of the wash bin and put
them out the cat flap, not any old things, no, only the under wear!!!!!!!!!
This was not good when VIP's knock at the door!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zoe Brenda Walker-Conway
Date: May 15, 2003
I have two pekes, Abbott(1yr)& Costello(4 months). This tale is on the
oldest, Abbott. My husband & I were on the porch with the dogs. I mentioned
in a whisper Abbott needed a bath...(Abbott loves baths,he goes crazy when he
hears the word bath.) I didn't think he heard. Later in the house, I was sitting
at the computer, and we heard a big thump,then he began to bark. I asked my
husband if he thought Abbott was trying to tell me something. Abbott then came
running into the living room to bark at me. I asked him what he wanted. He ran
back into the bathroom and THUMP! Back in the tub he went. My oldest son came in
and asked what was wrong with Abbott. I told him I think he is trying to tell me
he wants a bath. My son went to get him out of the tub, and brought him back in
the room, (so he could bark at me some more), and set him down. Abbott promptly
came to my chair and barked again. I told him to wait just a minute. He ran back
into the bathroom and THUMP! again. I decided I had better give him his bath
before he hurts himself. I got him out to run the water, while he hung over the
side to watch the water. I turned around to get his towels and heard a SPLASH!
He had jumped back into the tub and sent water everywhere!
Amber
http://www.geocities.com/onoamber
Date: April 27, 2003
my cocker spaniel, went to the toilted and she got wet.
Johana
QueenzMami 003
Date: April 19, 2003
My little dog chases my big dog.My little dog always takes my big dogs stuff.
Samantha
Date: April 19, 2003
More of a cat laugh, but the dog's behavior precipitated the events.
My house and my neighbor's house adjoin the same yard. My American Eskimo
spitz loves to chase the neighbor's cats (he would never hurt them, he just
wants to play). He chased one of the cats, a portly tabby, on to its porch
and I saw the cat leap about 4 feet on to the back door so it was clinging to
the door's window with its claws and staring desperately inside with its face
pressed against the window. It clung to the window like this for several
seconds before I heard the neighbor inside laughing and saying "Princess
wants in!"
J
Date: April 7, 2003
My dog Kodiak was outside with me while I was shoveling snow I started throwing
snowballs and he would energetically chase them and pounce on the snow I was
cracking up!!
Andrew
Date: March 11, 2003
My dog's name is Marshmellow,(Mel for short) he loves to play
and is a Maltese/Terrier mix. He did the funniest thing the other day. My sister
took him down her friends house the other day to show him off. My sister's
friend, has a bigger dog... a Golden Lag named Nalla. Nalla, also loves to play
but when a big Lab puppy and a small maltese/terrier mix play together...its
trouble. Mel was tiny and Nalla kept pouncing and knocking Mel over. When my
sister picked Mel up and put her on her lap, Mel acted all big and bad and was
barking and growling at Nalla. My sister put Mel back down when Nalla left the
room but as soon as Mel heard Nalla coming, he hid in panic behind the furniture
but Nalla found him and he ran away begging and trying to climb up on my
sister's lap again. It was soooo funny. Brave only when under good protection I
see... Well, thats my funny dog story but im sure there's plenty more to come!!!
JuanCarlos
Date: March 9, 2003
My dog is the cutest!
My little Chihuahua Taco is the cutest dog in the world!
One funny thing he did is he would rub his butt on the
floor when it itched,It was disgusting but soooo funny.
Another thing he did was he would howl and whine
when he hared loud sounds.for instance,my sister places the clarinet in her band
and whenever she plays it he would howl.Or we could make howling noises near him
and he would howl soo badly like he was dying .
That is what my cute little Taco does!
Sonia
Date: March 8, 2003
My dogs are the funniest!
I am a huge Dog lover and I have three dogs. I Have a pitbull, a jack russell
terrier and a chihuahua. I most recently lost my lab/german shepherd/chow mix
named Gadget. He was one of 9 puppies and we gave all of them away but no one
wanted Gadget. My dad told us NO more dogs because at the time we had already
had three and there are a lot of trouble making dogs in our neighborhood.
Anyways we kept Gadget and him and my pitbull(pupster) were inseparable.
They did the funniest things like when they would play fight, they would
jump ,turn and run all around and some times they would flip over each other and
do all kinds of silly things.
Another thing they would do is when my sister would hang clothes a the
clothesline, they would run and grab the clothes off the clothesline and drag
them all over the yard and my sister would get so mad and she would chase them
every where but they were to fast.
They are the cutest dogs and they would make the most silliest confused faces!
Those are my tales about my two cute funny dogs!
Sonia
Date: March 6, 2003
my dogs are so funny.together they can do anything like last week we could not
find them and take a guess were they were in the drier,and the other one was under
the couch
madison danberry deb.com
Date: March 5, 2003
My dog always raises his ears after he farts and looks at me as if I did it!
Darn Dog!
Date: March 2, 2003
Well, i just recently got a chihuahua and we named it Lita. We already had 2
cats, one which name is Spencer. The other cat doesn't like Lita that much but
Spencer plays with this dog constantly. Today, Lita was biting Spencers tail and
Spencer got really pissed off so he turned around and tapped Lita. Since Lita is
only 2.3 pounds, she rolled on the floor and laid on her back. Spencer came over
and got over her and had his face on Lita's stomach like Spencer was telling her
to back off. Lita was lying there with her tail between her legs with the
worriest look on her face. After my mom got the cat away from Lita, all Lita
wanted to do was be by people and avoided the cat. About an hour later, Lita
went back to biting and annoying Spencer. Talk about a short term memory!
Jill,
Date: Feb. 8, 2003
My Jessie (dalmatian), was just 6months old when an older peke came to live with
us. Jess being a pup wanted to play the peke wanted nothing to do with
her. One day when Jess was pressing her luck, the peke snapped, snarled,
barked and growled, and set Jess on her butt. I thought it was over, but
Jess calmly got up walked over to the pekes bed and peed on it.
Talk about being pissed off.
Linda and Jessie (now 13yo)
Date: Feb. 3, 2003
My dog Stuart for some reason likes to eat the garbage from the bathroom. he
eats klenex and floss.And when you try to take it away from him He growls at
you!!!
Ciara
Date: Feb. 3, 2002
My dog, Buddy is a cross between a lab and a shepherd. He is just over 9
months old. He makes me smile for so many reasons. He does a few
tricks. The hardest one so far is to get him to speak, but at 2 different
levels. Sure the loud one was easy enough, but to get him to speak quietly
was a tough. He is getting pretty good at it. I said "speak,
quiet," for the soft tone and "I can hear you," if he is not loud
enough and if he is too loud I say "softer." He does know all
those commands and the usual one is "louder." I play chase with
him in the garage. I started this in the house and his toes slip on the
kitchen. It is as if all heck broke lose. I hit his butt and
he tries to run, but he slips. When I take him for a ride I say "in
the car," and he goes to the car and waits. He does this for the
house and garage. it is quite amazing. He is so playful with other
dogs, the just growl at him. He does not have a brother or sister so he
does not behave very well around other dogs. He is great for me though.
He can catch, jump, lay, sit, stay, come <even outside off the leash>, go
in his bed by himself, sit pretty, give paws. The next trick is rollover.
I am hoping to get a frisbee and get him to fetch it. He fetches bones and
sticks now so I think he is capable of learning just about anything.
Rolly,
Date: Jan. 29, 2003
I have the cutest little JRT! She is almost four months old and her
name is Roxy. She can't stand it when she is being ignored- if two people
are talking she'll start barking and howling like she's dying. She has
also recently developed the JRT jumping habit, but she likes to jump up and bite
my behind!!!! She is so clumsy. She fell off the couch the other
day, then she went and hid her little head like she was embarassed! too
cute
Adriel,
Date: Jan. 27, 2003
My dog's name is Max, he is 8 years old and is a minature schanzuer. The
funniest thing he has ever done was sneezed in my sister's face, after she
continually kept pushing his around and aggrevating him.
Erika,
Date: Jan. 20, 2003
i have two dogs, chandler, a yellow lab/chow and Annie, a black lab/pitbull.
The list of the funny things they do is endless. They are both obsessed
with tennis balls and all day have competitions of who can tease each other more
with the ball. My dog Annie, is about 20 lbs lighter than Chandler,
but that doesn't stop her. When he won't give her the ball she drags him around
the entire house by his collar. Also, they knew the words eat, food, fed,
outside etc....so we started to spell them out, so as not to get them excited
...a few months later....they know how to spell....i asked my husband the other
day if the dogs needed to be F-E-D...they looked at me and went and stood by
their dishes. The dogs are roughly 70 and 50 lbs, and some how
learned that being carried around like a kid is the best thing in the world...so
now they jump up and try to get us to hold them, and carry them. they say
laughter is the best medicine, so as long as my babies are around, i have no
doubt i'll be ok.
cyn,
Date: Jan. 11, 2003
LADY WAS SLEEPING IN MY ROOM ,AND I HEARD SO THING
LOUD.IT WAS LADY SNORING AND GRUNTING.I LOOKED AT
HER.I JUST LAUGHED.
Kristi
LADY
Date: Jan. 11, 2003
One time my dog,Niki and my other dog ,Scout were chasing a deer in the
woods.Then Niki got tiered of chasing the deer and ditched Scout in the woods.
The next day we found Scout in this guys garage and she just rushed out and
knocked my little sister over and boy was she glad to see us!
Sarah,
Niki and Scout
Date: Jan. 10, 2003
When we were in the process of housebreaking our German shorthaired pointer, he
witnessed one of our cats use the litter box. So, shortly thereafter when
he needed to go, he jumped right in the litter box and went to the bathroom!
Date: Jan 2, 2003
My dog Django is a sweet little mutt I just got for Christmas. He is such a good
dog that my wife and I are always telling our friends how great he is and how
lucky we are, he never chews on anything and on and on... Today my first day
back at work from my christmas vacation, I couldn't wait to go home for lunch
and play with my perfect little doggy. I could hardly believe my eyes when I got
home to find he had ripped to shreds one of the matching antique lamps I bought
my wife for Christmas, and the picture my wife just framed of her sisters kids.
The funny thing was how cute he looked when I caught him. So there I was
standing surrounded by the remains of the most expensive lamp my wife or I had
ever seen, and all I could do was giggle at the pathetic face little Django had
on his face. I put him in the kitchen with a few of his toys and his bowl, and I
hope he leaves everything else alone.
Bob,
Date: Dec. 29
My dog Libby loved tennis balls and nothing else she decided wether or not she
wanted to give it back or play keep away.When she gave it back she would always
drop it at least a foot away and when she played keep away she would put it
under her neck with her paws squeezing it as tight as she could with her head on
top and before you learned to trust her and tried to take it away she would move
so quickly that you thought she was going to bite you but she didn`t she would
never do that EVER!!!she was so cute and sweet its just sad that such bad things
happen to thee best dogs.(she was poisend
Jaylee
My dog Max who just recently passed away was a mix between a Chow Chow and a
Lab, when you rubbed his belly and his head he would actually smile, like
grinning ear to ear, it was the funniest thing. Rest in Peace.
John
Date: Nov.30, 2002
I rescued a english bulldog a little over a month ago,and I was bragging and so
proud of him(casper) because he had went outside and used the bathroom since I
brought him home.Well he sleeps in the bed with me,and one night he woke me up
standing and licking my side and the bedspread well I didn't think nothing of it
I got up and went to the bathroom and wiped my side off, and came back and
looked at the bedspread and it was as yellow as it could be,he had wet on me,I
still dont know why,and he hasn't went in the house again,and he still sleeps in
the bed with me (shows who the boss is huh)But I don't brag on his potty habits
as much no more.:)
nathan
Date: Nov. 30, 2002
This isn't a laugh. This is a sad story that I really
need to share to dog owners everywhere.
My 4 kids had begged for a dog. Finally, my husband and
I decided to get a dog for the kids. We got a big dog that was somewhat related
to a golden retriever. I don't remember what type of breed. My
husband would, though. We named our dog, Princess. Princess stayed
with us for over 15 years. She'd play frisbee with the kids during
barbeques. She'd help the kids clean up toys. She'd stay with the
kids when they were scared. One time, princess saved the house
from catching on fire. I had lambchops cooking on the stove. I also
had guests over. I was so engrossed in the conversation that I was having,
that I forgot about the chops. Princess was put on her leash outside the
kitchen window since we had guests over. I guess that she had smelled the
smoke because she started barking like crazy. I excused myself from the
conversation I was having and went to Princess. When I reached the
kitchen,there was smoke around the stove. I quickly put the fire out and
thanked Princess by giving her a hamburger patty. My lambchops were
ruined, but thanks to Princess, my house wasn't.
One day, my husband was taking out the garbage. The garbage
truck was coming tomorrow. Princess loved the garbage truck. Every
time that she heard the truck back-up into our drive-way, she'd rush outside and
wait on the front lawn until it left. She had become good friends with the
garbage man. There was that one day that we lost Princess forever.
She was outside waiting for the garbage truck to leave. I guess that she
was so excited that she jumped right behind the garbage truck as it was backing
out of the driveway. We always had someone go outside to watch Princess
just in case she would run away or hurt somebody (which she would never
do). On this day, my older daughter was outside. She was 21 at the
time. At home for her break from college. She couldn't do
anything to stop Princess. All she did was yell out,
"Princess!" We took the wounded Princess to the Vet (along with
the garbage man). There was nothing that we could do. We decided to
let them put Princess to sleep. We couldn't stand it. It were just
so sad. It was Princess who had saved the house from a fire. It was
Princess who had given the children hope. It was Princess who had made my
family become more friendly. It was Princess who had taught us the circle
of life.
Samentha
Princess;Queen of All Dogs
This is a true story. I hope that Princess is up there and looking down on
us for the best. My family and I have just gotten a new puppy that looks
exactly like Princess when she was just a puppy. We named our new puppy
Dutchess. We thought of naming it Queen, but no dog will ever be in a
higher rank than Princess.
Date: Nov. 20, 2002
my dog is like a little kid. he knows he isn't allowed in the house. but we
leave the patio door open once in awhile and he knows he isn't allowed in so, in
his mind is that it's ok the be in the house as long as one part of his body is
out side like his tail because it is still considered outside. good problem
solving huh?
cindy
Date: Nov. 12, 2002
When my puppy, Regal, eats and drinks all of his food
he dumps his bowls over.Ha,Ha,Ha!!!!!!!
Marlene
Date: Nov. 6, 2002
Hey, I'm trying to sleep under here!
My dog sleeps under the bed. If you are talking too loudly or he is
tired of you talking, he starts to sigh. The more you keep talking, the
louder his sighs get. Finally I either just shut up or put him out.
Jeff
Date: Nov. 4, 2002
While I was sleeping, my dog took a huge dump on my pillow. Needless to say, I
was quite surprised when I rolled over. Crazy dog!!
Robert
Date: October 29, 2002
Sludge Puddles:
My 7 year old whippet Lewis loves water especially after he's got a sweat on
through racing around the park with my other 3 whippets. When the park is
waterlogged he'll run to the muddiest pool and stick his head under and scoop a
big pile of sludge up onto his head and face then races off excited when I shout
at him. If I chase him he does it all the more. I have to laugh at him even
though i'm not thrilled at the thought of yet another bath. He's taught this
trick to Max my 2 year old, he also thinks it's a great game.
Diane
http/members.tripod.co.uk/dianeswhippets/dianeswhippets.htlm
Date: Oct. 9, 2002
My dog well...He giggles
steav joe frank
Date: Oct. 8, 2002
When my Dad came over to put his socks on, my two dogs went over to him and
wouldn't leave him alone. Even when my Dad told them to go away,
they kept annoying him. Then, my Dad pushed them out of the way, but they
kept at it. Finally, he gave up and ignored them but no one said that
putting your socks on with two dogs crowed around you was easy. It took my
Dad from five to ten minutes just to put his socks on!
Kathy,
Date: Oct. 8, 2002
I just got another dog and when we come downstairs, he's usually already there
and he starts jumping up and down (little, happy bounces) and runs up to us and
starts running around the house. Finally, he gets the picture (my old dog
was just sitting next to me and I was petting him and so my new dog came over
and I started petting him and he started all over again!
Kathy
Date: Oct. 2, 2002
I have an Italian Greyhound puppy named Mai Tai. When she was two months old, we
were laying on the couch, she was on my chest, as usual. I was overcome by an
enormous yawn. Suddenly, Mai Tai's entire head was in my mouth. Her head is a
little bigger now, but if I give in to a big yawn, she will still inspect my
tonsils for me. Too bad I don't have a photo of that.
Kelly
Date: September 20, 2002
MY DOG MOLLY SHE IS ONLY 4 MONTHS OLD , SHE IS OBSESSED WITH SHADOWS.SHE TRIES
TO BITE THE WALL IF SHE SEES ANY SHADOWS ON IT , SHE IS SO FUNNY!
AMY, BAGGYLIPS@AOL.COM
Date: Sept. 2, 2002
Hi my name is Diane and I have two Boston Terrier's. They do some of the
funniest things. too many to mention. But, Here is the one that cracks me up.
Misty will be in the Kitchen asking for a treat. I'll open the Treat bag and I
don't know How she does it. but the other BT "Whisper" will hear the
opening of the bag and she can be at the other end of the house. She will be
like a bullet to get to the kitchen to make sure she gets her treat too. LOL
Anytime I need to call her all I have to do is offer Misty a treat. And here
will come Whisper. Diane{Misty and Whisper's Mom}
Date: August 30, 2002
I have an australian sheherd border collie mix, This dog thinks she's human(acts
like one too!)Like one time i found her chewing one of my stuffed dalmations and
scolded her.After i scolded her i felt kind of bad so i invited her up my bed.
Latly she's had this habit where she whacks you whith her paw , Ive been telling
her not to do it but she still has some work to do. so any way I put my head on
my pillow and closed my eyes,all of the sudden sharp claws whent raking across
my face. I jerked up and screamed ,and lightly hit her on the paw,..she looked
at me with that look that says ''I absulutly hate you''and jumped off my
bed.Then she took my favorit benie babie and piked it up and through it across
the room Gave me the look again and flopped down on the carpet!!!! Ha Ha ha!
Erin
Date: August 15, 2002
My Standard poodle, Shadow, 'EATS' air!! It is so funny. Everytime I blow in his
face, he acts like he is eating it! When we go for car rides all he does is
stick his head out the window and chews the air like a bone. He watches the cars
go by with a full head movement. (especially trucks!)
Alyssa,
Date: August 13, 2002
my dog rolls around on the floor for no reason
mallory,
Date: July 26, 2002
My sister and I put one of those fake dogs that bark next to my dog Kipper and
turned it on. Kipper started jumping up and down braking at it as if he thought
it was real showing the little dog who was boss. But every time we would put put
the fake dog near him he would jump back like 10 feet! Then we put the fake dog
on his favorite chair to lie on and he went crazy! He was barking and barking
but wouldnt get on the chair because he was so scared if it. It was soooo funny!
Kate
Date: July 23, 2002
A little night music- a howling recorder:
My cute black lab,Patrick is very funny. For example-once when I was
playing my recorder he started howling like there was no tomorrow!!!! And
I started laughin sooooooooo hard that I spat the recorder out of my
mouth!!! The next day I did the exact same thing and Patrick just
laid down and sighed!!
Kathleen
Date: July 23, 2002
Nakey Doggy:
My dog, Stormy is an American Eskimo. They have a lot of fur and I mean a
lot! Every summer we shave him so he's colder, than. The first time
we did shave him he felt so so naked that he hid in my parents bathroom for 24
hours!!!
Gwen, Stormy2011
Date: July 19, 2002
My special blankie:
A couple of funny memories of our beloved dog Biff who died last month:-
When we first collected Biff from a rescue home he was very protective of a
blanket we bought him.. Every time we tried to take the blanket away to wash it
he would lay on top of it, if we started pulling from the front he would use his
whole body to pull it back between his legs, until he was sat on the blanket..
Needless to say it didn't get washed very often..
Every time a police car, ambulance or fire engine went past Biff sat up straight
and howled like a wolf.. very amusing the first time we saw it!
Date: July 19, 2002
I understand when it's important:
When you say "food" my dog Spencer puts his ears up and runs like
crazy into the kitchen.
kelsey,
Date: July 12, 2002
Sign Language (dog style):
when my dog want us to rub her belly she will
lay on her back and wave her paw.
skottie , sugarlips1992
Date: June 29, 2002
A Sneaky Trick:
I taught my dog to get money out of my husbands pants while he had them on.
Debbie
Date June 8, 2002
A real water dog:
My dog Tanner is a golden retriever/spaniel mix. Anytime my
husband or I turn on the garden spray hose, Tanner goes CRAZY! Whether
we're washing the cars or watering the plants, Tanner gets right in front of the
hose and tries to drink the water by grabbing onto the nozzle with his teeth.
Sometimes he gets so "into it" that he swallows a bunch of air and
starts to cough...that doesn't keep him from continuing on!
Kristen
Date: June 4, 2002
Whoops:
My dog is named Meg, She is so cute and energetic. Well one day we let her
inside to sleep ( We don't usually let her in because she is a Labrador
Retriever and sheds a lot ) I was with her but for about 3 seconds i lost her,
I found her in my sisters room, lying on the floor. I said, " come
here girl" and of course she came with me.
I went to sleep ( so did Meg ) and suddenly i hear a scream that is soooo loud,
everyone ran into y older sisters room and saw smooshed (and smeered) poop
all over my sisters hair and pillow!! Pour Meg, she got yelled at and kicked
outside.
Jenny,
Date: June 4, 2002
Bed Digger:
I have a 2 year old Llasa Apso/American Eskimo cross and he is
NUTS! No really he is! *S* One of his favorite things to do is dig but not in
dirt, on beds is what he prefers. Bottom high in the air an him digging for
china. It is too funny but the cost of new sheets is killing me! HA! What a
crazy dog!
Dana,
Date: April 27, 2002
My Favorite TV Show:
Okay this is what my dog dose. Her name is Milo and she is a mutt. She jumps on
the tv and watches animal planet. It cracks me up.
Heather
Date: April 20, 2002
The Zen and Samurai Powers of a Peke:
Anyone familiar with "Chinese/Japanese" breeds know they have a
tendency to be let's just say..all that!
One of the first cardinal rules..NEVER call them the "D" word!
NEVER,NEVER,NEVER! They POUT you know, or worse..."Get Even"! I had a
person staying with me that didn't know Pekes. Ryu would DIE before he'd soil
the house! He'd actually "howl" at the door if you were being extremely
dense. I was at work and on this particular occasion, not only did my houseguest
fail to let him out, but, when Ryu was FORCED to soil, he smacked him on the
behind,(cardinal rule #2..NEVER!),called him (brace yourselves)a dumb dog, and
tossed him out the door. I lived on a 40 acre ranch, with several creeks, and
lots of trees. I came home from work three hours later to find my houseguest
sitting in the driveway totally hysterical! He kept babbling about "losing
your dog!...oh my God! I lost your dog"! I glanced around and called Ryu.
From under a tree by the creek, about 300 yards away, defiantly trotted Ryu.
Tail and head held high, with an expression that could only be explained as
"censored"! The story went, my houseguest had combed the area for all
three hours looking for him, growing more frantic with each passing minute.
As I mentioned..Pekes are "somewhat" vengeful, but, not without proper
motivation.
Confucious say: "Pekes don't get mad; they get even!" He be right!!
Patricia
Date: March 15, 2002
So, how do you swim?:
Every summer my family and I go up to our lake house up at Lake Hartwell. We
always bring with us, my four-year-old boxer Shadoobie. Since we got a Bichon
Frise puppy, Shazam, for Christmas last year, we brought her too. My boxer does
the funniest thing when she jumps into the water. She will stand 50 ft. away
from the shore, then take a running start, and do a belly flop into the water.
But the funniest part about that is that boxers are supposed to hate the water!
After Shazam saw Shadoobie do this, she decided she would too. So, she started
where Shadoobie did for her running start. She started to run, and when she got
to the very edge of the shore, she jumped in. This was Shazam's first time even
seeing this much water and didn't know what to do once she was in it. She
started to paddle, but when she was about ten feet out, stopped paddling.
Instead, she was opening and closing her mouth quickly, thinking that was how to
swim. So she began drinking more and more water, and surprisingly, she was able
to get back to the shore.
Jamie,
Date: Feb.18, 2002
Wake up so I can sleep?
I fostered this 7 month old JRT/beagle mix. He was with us about a month.
He slept in the bed with us. BIG mistake ! At 6:30 every morning, he would
bounce on my chest and start licking me to tell me to wake up. (My 2
legged children have just started sleeping until about 7:30 a.m.) I gently would
push him away. He was very persistent. After he realized that wasn't
working, he began to pull the covers off of me. If that didn't work, he
would crawl under the covers from the foot of the bed. I had no escape.
I would give up and get up to try and let him out to potty. He didn't want
that. He wanted to go into the living room, lay on the couch, and guess
what.............SLEEP.
Dotti,
Date: February 4, 2002
A contrary collie:
when i woke up in the morning on saturday, i went to let the dogs out (Pepsi,
Fred and Murphy) murphy and fred went out but pepsi stayed in, she ran into the
living room and layed on the sofa, i went over to her and said pepsi out, but
she disobeyed and ran to the other side of the sofa in the end i had to carry
her, that was very hard because pepsi's is a collie so she is quite heavy she
put all of her weight on that i had to drag her. I managed to get her out
side, but then i couldn't get her back in side.
david
Date: January 19, 2002
I sleep where I want and eat where I want...a dog's life:
My dog kicks me out of my own bed in the morning.
She also won't eat her food out of the bowl so she kicks it all over the floor.
Evan
Date: January 19, 2002
A Piggy back ride:
My dog was outside with my pig Shocker. It looked like they were playing tag.
Then I said come Harley, that's my dog. After that I said Harley come here he
didn't come. Then I called Shocker, he came running with my dog on top of
Shocker. It was funny.
Anna
Date: January 16, 2002
So it's not charmin:
my dog baby is the cutest 12 year old basset u have ever seen! she takes her
butt and drags it on the floor like it's a toilet tissue paper
Danielle
Date: December 31, 2001
I just wanted a little snack:
MY DOG MAGGIE MAY ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH. SHE IS SUCH A NUT. Last new years eve
day, My maggie may broke into the cold storage where the left over xmas turkey was. Did I mention she is a lab. You bet. She ate the bones and
all. She reeked of turkey. Her belly grumbled. We fed her pepto bismal. THAT WAS OUR NEW YEARS
eve. Taking care of Maggie.
stacey ,
Date: December 30, 2001
Yuletide canine:
Went caroling with my dog. When I sang, he sang right along with me.
Debra,
Date: December 21, 2001
A chair built for two:
My moms beagle will sit on the back of my dad's recliner chair and tonight my dad sat back with the beagle on it and both tipped over. I have seen nothing funnier in my entire life
Heather,
Date: December 9, 2001
Universal Dog Language:
My dog ran around the house saying "WOOF"!!!!!!!!!!
Lauren
Date: December 9, 2001
A cat bath?
My cat will hold my dog down and give her a bath.
Beth,
Date: December 9, 2001
I thought I might sneeze:
My dog, Mindy, took every tissue out of the box when we were gone. When we got home tissues were all over the
floor, not one tore.
Beth,
Date: November 18, 2001
Dogs share too:
Two days at the Vet to have a tumor removed from my leg had been exhausting. They were very nice to me but I missed being with my mom,
she lets me sleep in her waterbed and calls me her "waterbed baby." Before mom and I went home we stopped by Aunt Deb's so Gilbert and
Bridey, my Whippet cousins could cheer me up a little. I smelled different and had a funny thing, a very big
bandage, on my leg but they still wanted to play with me and all I wanted to do was eat and then
sleep. When my mom sat down on Aunt Deb's couch I was ready for a nap on her lap. It felt so
good to be warm . . . there wasn't enough room on the couch for Gilbert so he laid down in front of
the couch. Bridey, normally the "ever-ready-bunny," walked very quietly carrying one of her
favorite bones and stood right in front of my face. I ignored her, I was too tired and still a little groggy from
lack of sleep at the Vet's. Bridey tried two more times to get me interested in her bones . . . I
must tell you, I've tried to take Bridey's bones before but she always pushed me away and now that I
wasn't feeling so good she was so sweet to share to make me feel better . . . what a girl, Whippet!
Thanks Gilbert, Bridey and Aunt Deb for making me feel better.
Love Bogie "The Story Telling Whippet"
Date: November 12, 2001
A dog alarm clock:
my dog got on my bed when i was asleep and started licking my nose and i woke up
crystal,
(That's funny Crystal. Our basenji (now in dog heaven) would tug at my
pillow when she thought I should wake up).
Date: 11 Oct 2001
My best friend:
i married my dog in 1st grade i had a ceremony, ring everything
heather
Date: 03 Oct 2001
Just born to run:
my dog always runs like a maniac
maureen
Date: 14 Sep 2001
Round trip meal ticket:
Our chocolate lab, Jesse, was always famous for eating anything! Various items he has managed to eat and then thankfully vomit: $1.35 in coins, a knee-hi, and a 5-lb bag of potatoes!! He always gave us plenty of laughs!
Christine,
Date: 06 Sep 2001
Snow fun for dogs:
When I was younger there was a massive snow storm, when it was settled my family and I decided to go to a big hill to try out our new sledge. After a while my dog who was 3 at the time jumped on a sack and went off down the hill! All the other kids & adults that were there were laughing madly when my dog came running back up the hill and back in the que to go again!! We all stood there in amazement as she had about 5 or 6 goes always waiting in turn.
Lorraine,
Date: 18 Jul 2001
Forever a puppy:
Sable is my black springer spaniel one of her favorite games is to chase bubbles that my grand daughter Treasacha produces in the backyard with her bubble wand. Last week Treascha Sable & I went to the park with bubble wand in hand, Sable was performing to the delight of an older
gentleman that was taking in some sun. He remarked that he was surprised at
Sable's energy level, I asked why he said that, he said at her age he thought she should be slowing down not acting like a puppy, I explained that even though she was 35 lbs she was only 4 months
old, (and much to my dismay possibly part moose) so much for a dog breed that should top out at about 40 - 45 lbs at adult weight. Its hard to
remember that its a puppy in that dogs body.
Jean
Date: 09 Jul 2001
I think I'll have a little nap...all day:
My dog is always sleeping, but do you know where, under the biggest bush in
my back yard.
Rikki
Date: 23 May 2001
A masterful plan for a meal:
When our black Pug "Durpea" senses we are about to sit down to dinner, she will run to the dog door and bark frantically causing our other dogs to run outside and see what the problem is, meantime she has us (and our dinner plates) all to herself!
Ron
Note from Tai: Durpea is very clever. I used to do something like that when I wanted the whole bed to myself (human bed). At three in the morning (my bathroom time), I'd bark once or twice, and after Heidi and Cini dashed out the dog door, I ran in. It was great, I got the middle of the bed. Way to go Durpea!
Date: 09 May 9,2001
Silly human tricks-air food:
My dog Haley is a pig. She will eat anything. One day we pretended to pick something off our pant leg. We looked at it and then drop-brushed it off our fingers to the floor. Haley was on it and actually ate what was not even there! She ignored us when we called her "Fatty". Too funny.
Aileen
Note from Tai: (humans do silly things so, Haley went along with the joke just for fun - she pretended to eat nothing so that her humans could have a good laugh- smart huh?)
Date: 22 Apr 2001
If only I was a cat...
HAHA SO FUNNY! My 6 month old dog he was outside and started to climb a tree it was sooooooo funny!
†Steph†
Stephanie
Date: 20 Apr 2001
Hey-
That pic is so cute. I wish my dog would do something like that, but he never does. Sorry about going on and on and on and on and on and on. Well you get the idea.
Ashley
Date: 10 Mar 2001
Nothing to do but...
My dog Doodles barks at nothing
Caroline ralodge@usit.net
Date: 06 Mar 2001
The perfect fuel for a race.
My most memorable funny moment was years ago when we were racing our whippets all over England. We had our
best dog Brighton Early (we come from near
Brighton) very fit and ready to race, carefully prepared diet and lots of working weeks beforehand. (It was a BIG Championship Meeting). Well there we were just after weighing him in and having a snack by our car waiting for the meeting to start, and along came a friend to say hello while eating his lunch of a lovely big sausage and chip
buttie.
Needless to say, while chatting and standing by us and our whippet, he put his hand down by his side with the partly eaten snack, and hey presto not 3 seconds later, no snack in hand just one happy chomping sandwich racing whippet grinning all over his face with such a nice treat ! It must have done him good
'cos he still ran very well that afternoon but we didn't put sausage butties on his diet ever again !
Rita
Note from Deb Dog Stuff - for Americans (myself included) who haven't spoken English for over 200 years. Buttie is a sandwich. Bread smeared with butter and chips (french fries) is a chip buttie.
Date: 02 Feb 2001
Time: 08:59:54
Musical Beds:
My newest but oldest whippet Ellie who is a rescue, at bedtime, if she's been in my bed for a while while the kids come to bed, she knows it's time to move into their bed as my husband objects to all 3 dogs in our bed all night, so after
a couple of hours the girls will come up to bed and transfer the dogs into their beds. Ellie gets clever at this and turns into some kind of heavy jelly.
She makes her body go very limp and heavy even though she's only about 18lb.
It's very funny to see and even funnier trying to move her. When she wants to be lifted she makes it very easy and doesn't seem to weigh
anything. Lewis is another story. Sonny manages to sneak in through the night. I'm sure he waits for my husband to start snoring, then he creeps into our bedroom and slowly and carefully slips under the cover, and he's there all
night. Always my side, he knows I'll let him stay.
Diane
http://members.tripod.co.uk/dianeswhippets/dianeswhippets.html
Date: 02 Feb 2001
Time: 08:43:39
Whippet with an under cover job:
I've mentioned Lewis my whippet before. This story is about bedtime. He jumps on the bed and tries his best to cover you up
properly. He'll drag the duvet with his teeth up to your head and nudge and nudge until he thinks your covered enough. It must be the instinct whippets have to be under the covers at bed time. He always get under
himself afterwards. It's hard not to laugh when he does it.
Diane
http://members.tripod.co.uk/dianeswhippets/dianeswhippets.html
Date: 19 Jan 2001
Dogs eat meat don't they?
One of my favorite dog stories is about the time I was at a picnic ... lots of people having a great time with a big buffet out in the backyard. I had already gotten my plate of food (thankfully!) when I happened to notice the host's dog had her face buried in one of the dishes eating away like there was no tomorrow. LOTS of people were hovering near the table but it seems I was the only one that noticed the stealth move on the Calico Beans.
The dog sadly has gone to heaven but she'll always be the Bean Eater to me.
The best part of this story is Deb - of Dog Stuff - is her mom.
Sandy krcilek@heartland.net
(Sandy and Budd brought the bean dish. They were good...Tai thought so.)
Date: 13 Jan 2001
Light Chaser:
My 9 year old golden , Mallory, loves to chase the light from a flashlight. If we haven't been able to walk her much, we let her outside at night and shine the flashlight over the back yard, she'll chase the light forever and therefore gets her exercise!
Mary mmdren@aol.com
Date: 03 Jan 2001
Singing Hound:
My dog likes to sing. So every time I play the trumpet he sings!!
Gabrielle
Date: 02 Jan 2001
Second chance for a very smart & lucky dog:
I found my dog in the newspaper, he was a mutt, and he was about to be put to sleep, now he is so smart, he sits, stands, lays down, speaks, speaks softly, rolls over, gets the newspaper, knows what "the ball" is, knows what you mean when you say:
Want to go outside? Who's here? Where's daddy? Play hide and seek? Get em! kitty cat, and puppy dog,
Wanna play? Wanna a treat? Wanna go for a ride?
Its really nothing funny but it's very interesting how much he has accomplished, If you go to bed and scoot over in "his space" he makes a light growl and jumps off the bed. He is so cute when he gets out the the bathtub, he gets really excited and runs all through the living room, kitchen, foyer, and den and he slides on the hardwood floors and hits the walls. And if your pretend like you are hurting one of the family members, he gets so mad and starts barking and growling and he starts biting you. He hates if you dance, if you do, he jumps on your hip and bites your arm. Just thought I would share some of my dog with you.
Clayton
Thanks Clayton we love to hear about marvelous mutts and their very clever
antics.
Date: 31 Dec 2000
OUCH:
My dog was playing with my brother and she bit him were it hurts. He then stood up and she was hanging there. My dad said," Sit down you might
break her teeth." That is so FUNNY!!!!!
Kersten DaisyPrincess2007@gurlmail.com
(Edited by Tai) Moral of the story - don't tease your dog
Date: 19 Dec 2000
Cookie Mouse:
What would you think if the lid on the dog cookie jar was off and
half the cookies were gone? For two weeks I was baffled by this recurring
event until one night when a strange noise in the kitchen startled me. To
my surprise it was Heidi (the whippet) standing on the counter with her head in
the cookie jar. Thereafter, our cookie mouse-whippet ate her breakfast and
dinner on the counter.
Deb
Date: 17 Dec 2000
Things that go flap in the night:
One night, while I lay on the couch reading and then snoozing, I was
awakened by the gentle flipping of magazine pages on my leg. Was this a dream or
a really high tech magazine? No, just the great white whippet, Tai, wanting her
midnight cookie. Whippets have a peculiar sense of humor.
Tai's Human- Ned
Date: 06 Dec 2000
Can't have just one:
Another one of my whippets Lewis a rescue I've had for 4years now. In the first month we had him we were trying out a small dome tent in the garden that we'd just bought. we went indoors for a short while and when we looked outside Lewis was lying with his head sticking out of the tent. I went out side to join him and when I looked inside there were around 10 teddys inside with him. I went in and asked my husband did you put those teddys in the tent? and he came out to see what I was on about. It was Lewis as he was the only one there other than us. Since then we know that this fetish for teddys is serious stuff. He always has one close by and he'll always greet people with a teddy. If not a teddy it's his food bowl, He's great.
Diane Clayton Dclytn@aol.com
http://members.tripod.co.uk/dianeswhippets/dianeswhippets.html
Date: 06 Dec 2000
Whippet Laughs:
One of my dogs, Belle my first whippet was rummaging around the back of the couch one day where
I'd earlier put a carrier bag with chocs in for the children. I shouted " Belle, What are you doing behind there?." She jumped out with her head through the handle of the carrier bag and ran into the kitchen with the bag dangling around her. Her face was a
picture. There was no escape from the truth.
Diane Clayton Dclytn@aol.com
http://members.tripod.co.uk/dianeswhippets/dianeswhippets.html
Date: 29 Nov 2000
Laughs:
Our dogs named Buck and Lady would dig holes. Buck our male dog would
dig the hole and Lady our female dog would try to eat the dirt Buck dug up!
I thought it was so funny to watch them, because when Buck would get
satisfied digging the hole, Lady's mouth would be full of dirt! We have
Golden retrievers!
Becky
Date: 23 Nov 2000
Laughs: (Edited by Tai)
Hi, I am Heather my dog did the funniest thing.............I just got a remote control car . I
started to drive it and cub chased it . I accidentally drove it towards him
and the car hit his toe, and he grabbed the remote for it and hid it..........smart for a
dog that hates remote cars.....that is smart for a lab.
Heather
Date: 21 Nov 2000
Laughs:
My hyperactive little yorkie, Roscoe, will follow me all around the house. One day I was washing my hands in the sink, and I just started flicking water at him and he jumped up in the air trying to catch the water droplets in his mouth.
He's so silly. He won't drink out of his water bowl, whenever he gets thirsty he will jump in the bathtub and bark. Then I'll go in there and turn the water on and he will drink it right out of the faucet!
Jenny
Date: 22 Oct 2000
Fun Memories:
My old dog, Cindy,died on the 23/10/99.
Her favourite place to sleep was on the rug. If anyone sat on the rug she would sit nearly
on top of you, so then you would move over and so would she until she eventually
pushed you off the rug. If you were playing the playstation and it was on the
rug, then she would sit on the playstation.
sarah
Date: 14 Oct 2000
Time: 17:46:13
Giggles:
We have a cute little basset hound, named Violet. She has the usual short legs, but her
ears are longer than most. When we first brought her home, we would take for walks
(actually she mostly runs) But she would get to going too fast, with her nose to the
ground...and she would trip over those ears and do a tumble. It was so funny to watch.
It took her the longest time to figure out that she shouldn't run with her nose to the
ground. Another cute thing she does is.... sometimes when she gets a doggie treat and
she's not really ready to eat it, she will hide it. And if she notices that you were watching
she will take it somewhere else. You have no idea how many times I have found them
hidden under my pillow on the bed...or in the laundry basket.....The kids have found
them in their beds, too.
Date:06 Oct 2000
Time: 19:28:28
Strange Smells in the Night?
Every night when my cousin would come over my dog would go into her room in the middle of the night and stink up her room and then when the morning would come she would smell like she
had been in the sewers the whole night!!!
That is how bad my dog (needs to take anti gas pills)!!! (edited by Tai)
Date: 05 Oct 2000
Time: 20:59:09
Laughs:
When you take a camera out to take a picture of my
dog BJ he instantly pupposes for you!
Date: 14 Sep 2000
Time: 16:46:03
Laughs:
The miniature schnauzer I used to have would jump and look behind him every time he
"stinkered" - I guess he thought someone was back there, trying to get his attention!
Date: 14 Sep 2000
Time: 12:14:01
Laughs from Linda Morris:
My dog picked up her water bowl and threw it on the floor splashing water
everywhere.
Date: 07 Sep 2000
Time: 12:18:01
Laughs:
He always tries to chase his tail. One time he even rolled on a huge pumpkin when he was a pup. That's how my dog makes laugh.
Date: 9 August 2000
Time: 01:43:54
Laughs:
Meeko, my Jack Russell Terrier, will never go away from the toilet if it is
not flushed and cleaned. She will whine until you do so.
Date: 11 Jul 2000
Time: 09:51:13
Laughs:
My dog Tipper, a Sheltie mix, has the habit of messing up the guest bed where my
granddaughters sleep when they come over. He only does this when he is
allowed in the house and I'm not home. When I asked him, "Who did
that? Who messed up the bed?" He immediately goes to his crate for a
time out.
Date:1 July, 2000
Giggles:
my dog mr.tuvok, (my husband is a star trek fan) was with (us) in big bear. a resort town in california and we decided to take him for a walk at the lake. we decided to go to the dock. he saw some ducks and wanted to give chase well he thought that the water was hard and the look on his face when he found out that the water was not hard was priceless. he sunk like a rock and we had to hall him out by his collar. i am happy to report that in working with him he is now over his phobia of the water.
Date: 24 June, 2000
Time: 19:20
Giggles:
My dog likes to stick his nose into the air conditioner.
Date: March 2000
Giggles:
The other day my dog did the funniest thing. He tried to run with a big huge bone across the yard and he really looked funny.
Date: April 2000
Giggles:
I once had a big huge humongous party. When all the guests came at the same time my dog started going crazy and started licking everyone's face.
Date: April 2000
Giggles:
Hi, this is Christina Hess, my dog will dump over his dog bowl and eat his food on the ground before he will eat it anywhere else.
Date:27 Aug 1999
Time:17:08:48
Laughs:
My dog puts it's plate up on the table after breakfast pretty clever for a German Spitz
Date:06 Jan 2000
Time:16:03:11
Laughs:
All three of my short people anecdotes are hysterical, but I really wish I
had a picture of my dobie, Crazy Dazy, running down the stairs carrying a bright
yellow 2 pound box of Whitman's Samplers to the tree line, hoping to reach it
before I saw her. Unfortunately, we live in the woods, and everything - the
dirt, the trees, the other two short people and the black dobie - was dark, so
the yellow box of candy was like a beacon for my eyes! Although the box was
"dropped" on command, she had to think about it for a few seconds, and
then trotted to the woods without it. I later found she had a "nest"
in the trees, and I found many missing things, including a remote phone, 2 teddy
bears(1 still with clothes on), the extra battery to my cell phone, and several
empty bags of candy! But I'm sure I would have won some photography contest if
I'd had the camera when she had the Whitman's!
Date:10 Aug 1999
Time:10:44:36
Laughs:
My whippets go crazy when they know I have M&M's in my hand. One day I
was walking down the stairs, when Paxil came up behind me and tripped me. Zoey immediately took advantage of my fallen state and grabbed m&m's out of my
hand. Personally - I think it was a set-up, planned by both of them.
Date:10 Aug 1999
Time:08:56:30
Laughs:
Zoey and Paxil, our female whippets, love to chase around the yard and then
wind down by lounging on the top of the outdoor Jacuzzi cover. One evening, we
had friends over for a little jacuz. We had removed the cover from the jacuzzi
(in preparation of getting in) and Zoey and Paxil were engaging in a wild romp
around the yard. Our guests (and pets) were shocked when the beasts didn't notice the jacuzzi was open and plunged into it!!
Date:25 Jul 1999
Time:17:20:16
Laughs:
We have a Miniature Maltese Terrier Cross and once she did the funniest thing ever! We were walking in our yard beside our pond that is filled with algae. She thought that the green algae was grass so she started to walk out onto it, then she realized that she was not on land she was on the water!! It took forever to get her cleaned up. I think now she is aware that not all the algae is grass!!!!
Date: 17 Dec 2000
Lucky Find:
My dog ran away and we searched for hours and he was on our neighbor's porch. So now we call it Spanky's porch.
Brittany
Date: 06 Dec 2000
Pottié trained?
(this was edited by Tai)
I'm trying to pottie train my dog. She's a Chihuahua from Paris. She is 2 years old, this Christmas she will be
3 years old. She makes me laugh. Maybe I should learn to speak French so she
understands what I want her to do.
jess búhgérés
